Dusty Dunes Desert
|One Day For Sure|
Threed is the third town visited in EarthBound, after Onett and Twoson. A tunnel separates it and Twoson, but the party couldn't cross it due to ghosts residing in it. They finally get there after Ness pays the Runaway Five's debt to Poochyfud. They take the team in their tour bus and drop them off near the drug store. A man selling guns can be found here.
Threed hosts its very own Drug Store, and also hosts a pizzeria, a hospital, and a circus up in the north part of it. Moving east takes the party to the cemetery. It is also in the cemetery that the party finds zombies.
When Ness and Paula arrive in Threed, they find the town infested with zombies, ghosts and possessed objects. When they go to the graveyard to investigate it, they find two zombies blocking a path. When returning to the town they see a strange woman near the hotel. When they try to talk to her she runs inside. The two then follow her into a room full of zombies. Ness and Paula then awake inside a dark room, with the only exit locked. Paula then uses telepathy to contact Jeff, a boy in Winters, to come to help them.
When Jeff crashes the Sky Runner into the ground and falls into the room Ness and Paula are in, he uses the Bad key machine to unlock the door so they can escape. The three of them then head to the southern portion of Threed, where they engage a battle with the Boogey Tent, and receive the Jar of Fly Honey. Soon after, Ness gets a call from Apple Kid, saying that he has come up with a new invention, Zombie paper, that should help them. Apple Kid sends the Zombie paper to Ness through a Mach Pizza delivery man. Ness then spreads the paper inside the circus tent to attract and trap the zombies. After spending the night in the now uninfested hotel, they find the town's zombies stuck to the floor of the circus tent. The path to Grapefruit Falls is then accessible for Ness, Paula, and Jeff, as the zombies blocking the way have fallen victim to the Zombie paper.
|Cold Remedy||$22||Heals cold|
|Vial of Serum||$58||Heals poison|
|Refreshing Herb||$80||Heals most status aliments|
|Calorie Stick||$18||Restores about 60 HP|
|Minor league bat||$399||Restores about 60 HP|
|Thick fry pan||$198||Can be equipped by Paula|
|Hard Hat||$298||Can be equipped|
|Insecticide Spray||$19||Damages insect enemies|
|Copper bracelet||$349||Can be equipped|
|Cookie||$7||Restores about 6 HP|
|Bread roll||$12||Restores about 30 HP|
|Croissant||$18||Restores about 60 HP|
|Skip sandwich||$38||Restores about 6 HP; walking speed is greatly boosted for about ten seconds|
|Lucky sandwich||$128||Restores a varying amount of HP|
|Can of fruit juice||$4||Restores about 6 HP|
|Cup of coffee||$6||Restores about 12 HP|
Threed Arms Dealer
|Threed Arms Dealer [[File:|left]]|
|Toy air gun||$215||Equipped by Jeff|
|Bomb||$128||Deals damage when thrown|
|Bottle Rocket||$29||Deals 90-150 damage when used by Jeff|
|Rust Promoter||$89||Damages metallic enemies|
Threed Sunset Hotel
The hotel in Threed is $60 per person.
Reviving an unconscious party member is $120. The healer at the hospital charges $90 for softening diamondization, $80 for healing paralysis, and $70 for exorcising ghosts. A checkup for other status effects by the doctor is $40.
|Coil Snake||4/128 chance of dropping a Cookie|
|Handsome Tom||8/128 chance of dropping a Tin of Cocoa|
|No Good Fly||Only in tunnel to Grapefruit Falls; 4/128 chance of dropping a Boiled egg|
|Putrid Moldyman||4/128 chance of dropping a croissant|
|Smelly Ghost||8/128 chance of dropping a Broken iron|
|Smilin' Sam||4/128 chance of dropping a Refressing herb|
|Trick or Trick Kid||4/128 chance of dropping a Bomb|
|Urban Zombie||4/128 chance of dropping a Hamburger|
|Zombie Dog||4/128 chance of dropping a Bottle rocket|
|Zombie Possessor||2/128 chance of dropping a Secret herb|
|Boogey Tent||Boss; appears once Jeff joins party|
|Mini Barf||Boss in tunnel to Grapefruit Falls|
- Threed's name comes from the number three, making it the second-to-last town in a pattern of numbers, starting with Onett and ending with Fourside.
- The more direct translation of Threed is Theek. This, alongside the sprite for Insane Cultist was changed in localization to remove references to the KKK.
|Locations in EarthBound|
Onett • Twoson • Threed • Fourside (Moonside) • Saturn Valley • Peaceful Rest Valley • Happy Happy Village • Grapefruit Falls • Dusty Dunes Desert • Monkey Cave
FoggyLand / Chommo
Winters • Brick Road Maze • Stonehenge • Summers • Toto • Dalaam • Scaraba • Pyramid • Dungeon Man
Deep Darkness • Tenda Village • Lost Underworld • Magicant • Sea of Eden • Cave of the Past
Giant Step • Lilliput Steps • Milky Well • Rainy Circle • Magnet Hill • Pink Cloud • Lumine Hall • Fire Spring